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Dec 30th

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today is the last monday of 2011. reblog now or go...

Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Reblog if you met someone amazing in 2011.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying niece and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
 the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

Dec 23rd

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